Void
You are floating about an empty void. What more did you expect?

This website does not exist, the trans-dimensional link has not yet been established. What you're seeing now is in fact only an illusion, no more tangible than, say, that man in the brown suit and top hat peeking in your window. You are fully encouraged to return at some point in the future, when there may be more here, or may not be more here, or may seem to be more here, or may seem to be less here than you were expecting not to be here before you came and discovered you were not here but were greatly disappointed by the lack of things to do here or - Hey! How did you find this website anyway? What makes you think you can just walk in here like you own the place and start snooping around, looking in people's windows - No, I can't direct you to the local five-and-dime, I don't exist. - No, I don't know anything about any Martian conspiracy to take over the world. - No, I don't want to buy any vacuum cleaners, no matter how sock-friendly they are. Look, there's obviously no one home, why don't you just leave your message with me and I'll tell them when they get back. Yes, thank you. Good day.